WARNING: Explicit materials for those under appropriate age of harsh words or wrestlers. Read with caution and brain cells.
Today was the day, my friends. Well, remember the gaggle of ass-hats that wouldn't leave me be about my faux hawk? This ging stepped up to the plate. She won.
Everything was wonderful about today- save the fact I stilll can't find my wallet. I woke up happy, showered, threw up the do into it's wonderful ginger wave, slapped on my favourite heels, had coffee- just an all around awesome day. There was no way anyone or anything could ruin this day. Not even a gaggle of pea-brained wrestlers.
I was to have dinner with my queer and everything was ordinary- get some food, get some drank, let's scarf this and bounce. As I was pouring myself some raspberry tea from the fountain, I heard it- the rooster call. I look back and there they are, all sitting at the long table exchanging girly giggles and smirks as if I didn't know where it came from. I look to Queer, "This is the day. One more time and no more." I smiled. I felt confident. These boys didn't have any idea who they were fooling with. I had waited for this moment a long time. I walked confidently towards some fellow RAs that were already seated at a table. "This time you have backup." Queer reassured me.
"Ca-caww!" I smiled that Red Menace smile my mother had warned everyone about. Show time.
I whip around to face all of them and slam my food and things at the end of their table. " Okay, which one of you is doing the damn rooster call?!" My voice, loud, but not yet booming. "Uhh," one of the ass-hats started, "I think it was someone over there..." he trailed off, gesturing toward the soda machine. Before he could finish I cut him off and was louder than before. " No you asshole, I think it was you! all of you! Because you do it every time I wear my hair up and I'm sick of it!! You want a cock then you should go suck one!!" The bastard closest to me (the Ring Leader, as I refer him as) had the audacity to look me in the eye and say, "Present it."
Wrong move.
" YOU WANT ME TO WHIP OUT MY COCK RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY?!?"
A very soft "oooohh" from the cafeteria. "Well, I'm out of here!" Said the Ring Leader. Most of the gaggle left after that. You should have seen their faces. I gracefully picked up my food, relocated it to the table I was headed, and sat down." The boys around the table I sat at now looked at me dumbfounded. "Wow Thibby, what was that about?" Dugg asked me. "I've been wanting to do that for a while now," I said with a smile as tears welled up in my eyes," and now you'll have to excuse me." I escaped to a side room off the cafeteria to gather myself until the adrenaline cooled. As I was about to come back to the dinner table, Queer greeted me at the doorway with a hug. "That was awesome, sweetie." I walked back and sat down to the boys talking, "They totally deserved it." Said Half-ton ( A name given to him by our rugby team.) "You wanna suck my cock?" We giggled and mocked together. "Man, when a redhead is mad you know something's going down," said Half-ton. "Yeah, she'll whip out her cock!" said Dugg. Not even five minutes later, our other friend... we'll call him Simba (because you all know by now I don't ever use real names)- came and sat down. " So I hear there's a story you need to tell me." I look around the table and everyone is wide-eyed. Talk about a shot heard around the world! "Wow, that happened not even five minutes ago!" said Dugg. I told him what happened and he smiled with a, "Good for you." "Who'd you hear it from?" I asked. "Everyone." Simba said.
Just a couple other friends came up saying that it was awesome, and one guy even said he'd dedicate his status to me. Haha thanks Cowboy....
"You know big dicks like that don't like being put in their place. It might get worse." Queer warned. "I know," I smiled, "and this time I'm more than ready for it."
Today was the day, my friends. Well, remember the gaggle of ass-hats that wouldn't leave me be about my faux hawk? This ging stepped up to the plate. She won.
Everything was wonderful about today- save the fact I stilll can't find my wallet. I woke up happy, showered, threw up the do into it's wonderful ginger wave, slapped on my favourite heels, had coffee- just an all around awesome day. There was no way anyone or anything could ruin this day. Not even a gaggle of pea-brained wrestlers.
I was to have dinner with my queer and everything was ordinary- get some food, get some drank, let's scarf this and bounce. As I was pouring myself some raspberry tea from the fountain, I heard it- the rooster call. I look back and there they are, all sitting at the long table exchanging girly giggles and smirks as if I didn't know where it came from. I look to Queer, "This is the day. One more time and no more." I smiled. I felt confident. These boys didn't have any idea who they were fooling with. I had waited for this moment a long time. I walked confidently towards some fellow RAs that were already seated at a table. "This time you have backup." Queer reassured me.
"Ca-caww!" I smiled that Red Menace smile my mother had warned everyone about. Show time.
I whip around to face all of them and slam my food and things at the end of their table. " Okay, which one of you is doing the damn rooster call?!" My voice, loud, but not yet booming. "Uhh," one of the ass-hats started, "I think it was someone over there..." he trailed off, gesturing toward the soda machine. Before he could finish I cut him off and was louder than before. " No you asshole, I think it was you! all of you! Because you do it every time I wear my hair up and I'm sick of it!! You want a cock then you should go suck one!!" The bastard closest to me (the Ring Leader, as I refer him as) had the audacity to look me in the eye and say, "Present it."
Wrong move.
" YOU WANT ME TO WHIP OUT MY COCK RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY?!?"
A very soft "oooohh" from the cafeteria. "Well, I'm out of here!" Said the Ring Leader. Most of the gaggle left after that. You should have seen their faces. I gracefully picked up my food, relocated it to the table I was headed, and sat down." The boys around the table I sat at now looked at me dumbfounded. "Wow Thibby, what was that about?" Dugg asked me. "I've been wanting to do that for a while now," I said with a smile as tears welled up in my eyes," and now you'll have to excuse me." I escaped to a side room off the cafeteria to gather myself until the adrenaline cooled. As I was about to come back to the dinner table, Queer greeted me at the doorway with a hug. "That was awesome, sweetie." I walked back and sat down to the boys talking, "They totally deserved it." Said Half-ton ( A name given to him by our rugby team.) "You wanna suck my cock?" We giggled and mocked together. "Man, when a redhead is mad you know something's going down," said Half-ton. "Yeah, she'll whip out her cock!" said Dugg. Not even five minutes later, our other friend... we'll call him Simba (because you all know by now I don't ever use real names)- came and sat down. " So I hear there's a story you need to tell me." I look around the table and everyone is wide-eyed. Talk about a shot heard around the world! "Wow, that happened not even five minutes ago!" said Dugg. I told him what happened and he smiled with a, "Good for you." "Who'd you hear it from?" I asked. "Everyone." Simba said.
Just a couple other friends came up saying that it was awesome, and one guy even said he'd dedicate his status to me. Haha thanks Cowboy....
"You know big dicks like that don't like being put in their place. It might get worse." Queer warned. "I know," I smiled, "and this time I'm more than ready for it."
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